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a comment by [livejournal.com profile] nineteenfishes in [livejournal.com profile] superflow's journal...

I learned this from my professor today, so it must be true. Apparently, a pregnant pronghorn antelope starts out having twin fetuses, but only one gets born. This is because one of the fetuses grows a temporary spike on its tail, and then uses it to impale its defenseless twin while still in utero. Then the mother reabsorbs the stabbed fetus.



Dat's some fuX0red shiznit.

Date: 2004-12-02 06:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] axessdenyd.livejournal.com
Nature's so cool.

Date: 2004-12-02 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] axessdenyd.livejournal.com
Not touching girls?

Probably good advice, it might upset Meg.

Muhahahahah.

Date: 2004-12-02 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] axessdenyd.livejournal.com
You buddy list has been pwn3d.

Date: 2004-12-02 07:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prosicated.livejournal.com
I was doing an interview yesterday for a project, and my interviewee confused "scary" with "sexy" (non-native english peaker). Are you, perhaps, doing the same?

Date: 2004-12-02 07:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] axessdenyd.livejournal.com
They aren't the same, though they often go together.

then

Date: 2004-12-02 06:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bobservations.livejournal.com
8 months later, the born pronghorn releases a Rap Record in tribute to his deseased twin.
it's usually called "Memorial" or "abzorb bak inyah"
or something....

Re: then

Date: 2004-12-02 04:23 pm (UTC)
jjjiii: It's pug! (Default)
From: [personal profile] jjjiii
lol, that's too fucking hilarious, i can totally picture it.

Sibling rivalry

Date: 2004-12-02 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nalene.livejournal.com
That takes sibling rivalry to an entirely new level, whoa!

P.S. The Antelope Gangsta/Rap classic!

Date: 2004-12-02 07:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] road-to-hell.livejournal.com
What? you didnt do the same to your twin in the womb?

Date: 2004-12-02 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] road-to-hell.livejournal.com
Oh, I can totally tell. I mean one look at you, and I go "Man, that dude is so gangsta" and then i back away slowly.

Date: 2004-12-02 07:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] road-to-hell.livejournal.com
You may be too pale for mafia style.
How about IRA style?
Not a natural red head eh? People always trying to copy our game, i swear...

Date: 2004-12-02 07:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] road-to-hell.livejournal.com
Actually it did until i saw the other userpics. But what do I know.

My moms side of the family (and my sister) easily pass for Family.

Me? I'm with you on the Russian Mafia side.

Unless I'm Tommy Hagen.

Date: 2004-12-02 07:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starflow.livejournal.com
How come I don't remember this comment?! Because it's quite memorable!

Date: 2004-12-02 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starflow.livejournal.com
Well, that explains it!

Date: 2004-12-02 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squidia.livejournal.com
what do you expect from a creature called a "pronghorn"?

Date: 2004-12-02 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] smalleen.livejournal.com
that sort of happens in ovoviperous (sp?) sharks. the female is impregnated with several shark pups. they live receieve nutrients from an egglike yolk. when the yolk runs out, the babies begin to eat each other...which is what is called "inter-uterin cannibalism." the largest one or two shark pups will then be born live.

Date: 2004-12-07 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bcuzimcool.livejournal.com
ok... thats disturbing....

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