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This... is brilliant.
Eternal Earthbound Pets, "we'll take care of your pets after you're taken to Jesus in the Rapture." For a mere $110 for 10 years coverage.
Best, business model, evar.

Date: 2009-08-27 12:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] komos.livejournal.com
I think my favorite part is that the pet sitters must state in writing that, amongst other things, they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29.

Date: 2009-08-27 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-chance.livejournal.com
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward.


Awesome! I wonder what it pays to be on their list of confirmed athiest/sinner pet-lovers? A perfect job-description for me!

Date: 2009-08-27 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jimmi-obadger.livejournal.com
Wow. Just... wow.

Date: 2009-08-27 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pisceandreamer.livejournal.com
But...since pets don't sin like people do, wouldn't they get swept up in the Rapture, too?

Which leaves me kinda screwed cause if there is a Rapture, I'll end up dogless...

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