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[inahandbasket]

piece of too much info for you today:

My ears produce SO MUCH EARWAX!
I mean it's ridiculous! Every now and then a chunk of ear detritus will literally fall out of my ear.
And I clean them constantly, it's not like I just let it build up.

Just now I found a crusty chunk of powdery wax that was maybe 2/3 the size of a BB in my left ear.
where does all this crap come from???

I really think I need to invest in some ear candles, although apparently doing so can kill you, and at best it's a worthless endeavour.

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[blimey85.livejournal.com]

You collect the wax and make ear wax sculptures and become famous. I'd totally visit the gallery that displays your work. And after you die they'd be worth a lot... so of course I'd have to buy one if it's signed. Maybe you could build a really big ear wax sculpture... no dumber than the biggest ball of twine.