inahandbasket | (no subject)

LOL I thought I was being rational, if argumentative! Blah!

I...hoped I was too?

Well, let's get into the spirit of things a bit more, since it's a flame war.

u SuX0r!!1 i w1ll d357r0y u!!!11 3vry1 kn0wz 7h47 i am r1te! i w1ll h4X0r u 2 d347h!

God, it really hurt to write that. Oh so badly.

Oh, for those uninitiated into the "1337" ("leet", for "elite") speak of script kiddies, let's translate.

"You are inferior to me. I will prove you wrong. Most people agree with me, even though they remain silent. Data critical to you may be altered or destroyed if you do not cease your ways."

oh master of teh l33t, we R not worthy.
forgive us our n00b ways.
*hangs head in shame*

Sure you were. I like a good debate, no harm done.

But I guess I have to flame you back... my l337 skills fall woefully short, so I guess I will have to flame you like people on the Everquest boards do:

You fucking newb! I was killing dragons when you were still killing orc pawns! WTF do you know. STFU and dai and 10k IRL plz k thx la~

There. How was that?

::bows:: I acknowledge thee as the master of flame.

Hey, even better, since right now I'm working my way through the "Flame of Recca" manga. Convenient, no?

BTW, extra points for the D&D references.

LOL thanks. That's nothing, though, you should see the shit that goes down on the Everquest boards... geeks with nothing else to do but flame one another, now *that's* scary.

How do you like Flame of Recca? I have never seen/read it but it's supposed to be a classic so I keep meaning to get around to it.

Oh, well, I suppose that would do it. I don't frequent any non-moderated message boards. Or play online games. So my skills have atrophied in the past 12 years or so. :-p

Recca's good. The anime's a bit different from the manga, and only about 1/3 as long, but it's in color, so it wins. Errr.... 0:-)

Mainly focused on battle, but the character develpment makes me happy, and I can identify with the main character pretty well. So there's my $.02.

The sad thing is, they ARE moderated. There is a Flames section where everything is fair game, except posting porn. There's a reason I don't go to those boards any more. I did learn some great insults, though, my personal favorite being "I unleash mansuck on you" - I am still not quite sure what it means, other than the possible homophobic reference.

I may get my hands on the Recca anime then, just to see. Character development is always a good thing; pointless battle annoys me. Thanks :)

Oh, the characters develop much more in the manga. Not so much in the anime, that I remember.

And my favorite insult would have to be either "you fat back of ho" or "I hope a gang of monkeys steals a car and run over you."

you were, I just wanted to commemorate the occasion. :o)

*lol*

HUGE FOAM MALLETS FOR FIRST 100 PEOPLE IN THE DOOR!! :)

*grabs three and runs away cackling*

damn you!! get back here!! Unless you're stealing one for each of your multiple personalities, that's so cheating!!

*drops huge armload of bouncy foam mallets and bolts after

miyyu*

You are all gay!

Can we not use that word as interchangeable with "stupid", please?

If you meant it in some other way (that right now I honestly can't think of) I apologize.

Wait wait wait.
I thought flame wars were supposed to make sense and/or have logic to them AND be as childish as possible.
Or have I missed something again?

DOH!

Change that to werent supposed to make sense....

>_

Ah, I thought you were making fun of the flame war, not participating in it, my bad!

Weak flame though, everbody uses that. I bet you can do better =P

Oy! Im new to this. Give me some time to build up steam. =p

fuck you lamer piece of shit.
Your mother was a hamster, and your father was a FUCK YOU!
sick smacking, sabre dueling, southern hick mofo.

Nicely done, you donkey-raping shit eater.

(shamelessly lifted from South Park, the masters themselves)

I'd join in, guys, but most of the flaming I can do in a day was expended on Mister Uppity Reviewer Fuckhead this morning (see journal).

That was very respectable flaming. You are excused.

*bows*