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inahandbasket ([personal profile] inahandbasket) wrote2001-05-31 08:06 am

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Satan Satan, Rah Rah Rah!

Alright. I have beef with Satanists. Not the little wussy ones who think they're all badass because they worship satan to piss off their parents. The real Satanists I have issue with.
To believe in Satan you have to subscribe to the whole Christian panopoly of dieties/demons/seraphim/cherubs, etc. So, you believe that there is an all-powerful god who loves you and all that shit, but instead you decide to worship the devil, who doesn't give a shit about you and will torture you forever regardless of whether or not you worshiped him.

Anyone else raising an eyebrow out there?

*smacks the silly satanists senseless with a salami*


Sorry for the cross post...